You're just as sane as I am.;

ifeelbetterer:

I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME, BUT HERE IS THE GIFSET I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.

read to me.

cannedviennacorpses:

so I learned how to use the register at work last night

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

poeticdarkbeauty:

siddharthasmama:

wow, look how easy that was.

YES. THANK.YOU. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHITE TUMBLR THIS IS FOR YOU. 

deathhasaclaim:

quitcomplaining:

this is the most amazing gifset i’ve ever seen in my life

Don’t watch unless you want to cry

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

2004mikey:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TO ME

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

The idea that we should treat sexual orientation itself as an adults-only topic, however, is absurd. Non-heterosexual children exist. To pretend they do not, to fail to recognize that they have needs for support and validation like any child, would be bad teaching, bad writing, and bad citizenship.

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here